Dirty Old Man

So I was going to my Japanese class [Wednesday nights in a nearby city]. I was waiting at a red light when this middle aged Japanese man rolls up on a bicycle. He said "Hello" in English. I say hello back. The light turns green and he keeps pace with me. I figure he wants to practice his English [not as common an occurence as JET told me, but it happens occasionally]. Then he says "Do you like to [mumble mumble] in bed?" Sure that I heard him wrong, I ask him to repeat himself [I asked in Japanese, to avoid any more miscommunication]. He says, in English, "Do you like to do in bed?" "What?!" I say, very sharply and kinda loudly. "Sex." he replied. Pretty skeeved out, creeped out by his rotting teeth, I speed up and shout "NO!" He took off without a word.
Pretty icky, kinda funny, definately a good story, but damn! I was hoping not to have any of those pervert run-ins. Of course, I was too shocked and icked to remember any of the useful words like "sukebe" or "seku hara" [thanks Chris- now I will never forget]. Yuck.