Crazy things we've seen

All right, for purely entertainment purposes we will regale you with some of the things we've seen:
Sushi: "weiner" with mayo and ketchup; okra; corn; pastrami; hamburger with ketchup; meatball; and something that looks like bacon, but apparently isn't.
Vending machines: batteries; gum; potato chips; beer. Those are the strange ones we've seen, but we've heard tell of: magazines; sex toys; and panties [yep, supposedly worn]. Our town is too small for the smutty stuff, so no pics.
gaijin traps: We really need pics of these. They're giant gutters that all foreigners are pathologically afraid of, with good reason! When the gutters aren't full of water, giant spiders, frogs, fish, and even crabs [we live in the mountains- crabs in the gutters are crazy!] live in them!