Orange Revolution

On Valentine's Day women give chocolates to men [obligation chocolate-- "giri-choco"].

On White Day, the men got it easy and return the favor with lame-o white chocolate and marshmallows [cheapskates!].

Oh no! There's no day for lovers to give each other love tokens! What will Japan do?

.... Introducing Orange Day. The citrus growers think an Orange Day will fill that void. And people say Valentine's Day is a manufactured holiday.

Here is a lovely Orange Day poem, posted by some random person on the japantoday.com site:

My love is like an Orange,
Keeping her pleased is quite a challenge.
One day I'll get my revenge
By taking her out to Stonehenge
And treating her to a lozenge.