It's a Dog's Life

The Prime Minister is at it again:

Koizumi hopes nation will follow example of dogs' fertility to stem falling birthrate

TOKYO — Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi expressed hope Wednesday that Japan will follow the example of dogs' prolificacy to stem the falling birthrate as 2006 is the Year of the Dog in the Chinese zodiac. "Dogs whelp a lot but are said to have an easy labor," Koizumi said.
The prime minister said he will do his best "to create the environment where people can think raising children is delightful and being parents enriches human lives," but did not mention specific measures.

As I am, I say "Whatta maroon!"

If I were a Japanese woman, I would say, "I ain't your bitch!"