
Japanese houses are built without insulation. Besides making me miserable in the winter and the summer, this understandably dampens many amorous actions for the average Japanese person. Well, that and the fact that most Japanese live with their parents until they get married.
So the love hotel was invented. Much nicer than American flop houses, but essentially the same idea. You can rent by the hour, or stay the night. Many places restrict overnight check-ins til 10pm.
So Aaron and I found an area with several love hotels, picked one and walked in. There's a nifty spread with photos of the different rooms and their rates. If the room is available, it's lit up, and when you push the button, a receipt will pop out. Right as we walked in, a man was taking his receipt to a man at the "hidden" counter. Being novices, we thought this was the thing to do. As I handed in our receipt, I asked if there was a surcharge for holiday hours. Nope on the surcharge, but he told us that we
shouldn't check in til 10, as it would be cheaper from that point.
Gah. Notice "shouldn't" above. We foolishly followed this advice. So we bummed around, killed some time. Around 9:40, the foot traffic increased drastically. We walked in to snag our room, but the rooms were going fast. We picked one, foolishly walked over to the counter, where the guy told us to wait til 10. He cancelled our room, which was immediately snapped up by a horny couple.
Now there are no rooms left. We run to a few hotels, but are greeted with the same sight. We decide to divide and conquer. I return to our first choice to camp out, while Aaron goes to another hotel to do the same. As I'm waiting, a Japanese couple come in. They go to talk to the counter guy about how long they'll have to wait. I hear that a room should be opening soonish. Then the guy comes out to ask what I'm doing. I say I'm waiting for a room, then I'll call my "friend" to come meet me. Oh, no. That doesn't fly at all. He has to be here. Meanwhile, the girl half of the couple is smirking at me. Extremely annoyed, feeling sabotaged [if only we hadn't listened to this guy's "helpful" advice!!], and really needing a shower, I leave.
Luckily, Aaron had just procured us a room! We go in, take a shower, and then explore the room. Sadly, this isn't one of the crazy love hotels with theme rooms. It's a decent size room, but it has:
*Karaoke
*Game Consul
*"toy" vending machine
Not sure how much love actually goes on, what with all the distractions....
When you want to leave, you have to pay a machine in your room. Your door will not open without payment! Reflecting, I'm sure that the counter man was only there to provide change or answer the rare question. Next time we're finding a weird themed room, and not talking to anyone!